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LALALALALLAaa lala lala
Think About Your Troubles by Harry Nilsson ( Read more... ) -
Best Of: Originally posted 4 December 2002
"So this is christmas"
awwww... I'm at work... all dressed up and ready to hear people's sob stories... awww how cute.
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Pun Intended
I just received a junk e-mail with the subject line "Cockatoo Secretary", it sounds to me like an hilarious movie voiced over by Eddie Murphy and co-staring Woopie Goldberg as they take the business world by the tailfeathers. -
Look up! It's the SKY!
Now a lot of people may bitch about this Seattle weather, myself included, but I must say that Seattle has some of the most incredible clouds in the sky right now. Clouds like great gods or great battleships or great mountains, I don't know what they are exactly but "great" is what they all have in common. If you haven't noticed, you've still got a ( Read more... ) -
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I have to apologize to anyone who read my last post because while reading it again I realized how much I sounded like an hypocritical asshole and it was intended to be a reply to Ian's last post and is now in it's proper place. If you really are interested read Ian's livejournal but I will warn you that I was a little high strung while I wrote it ( Read more... ) -
Je deteste la francais.
I am a bitch and a liar. I'll lie and be a bitch because my french professor doesn't need the truth. But this is your chance to know the truth TEACH, that's right read this and you'll know that when I tell you I've been working graveyard shifts and missed the exam today because thanksgiving week is a crazy time at the old grocery store that it will ( Read more... ) -
Best Of my livejournal III: Thanksgiving 2003
Originally posted 2003-11-24
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"Coffe and She/He?"
Today has the makings of a good day only by default and not actually because it has earned the merit... yet. The reason? I have 3 days off and thanksgiving is one of those. I havn't had 3 days off for awhile. I feel like a child on the last day of school before summer vacation ( Read more... ) -
"Eating candy in bed can lead to unexpected results" and 19 other things life has taught me
1. How to make a pen disappear up my nose ( Read more... )