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[glados_lives]

[PROFESSOR HOJO], WHERE ARE YOU?

YOUR COMPANION CUBE HAS BEEN ALONE WITHOUT A COMPANION FOR A WHILE. APERTURE SCIENCE REGULATIONS PROHIBIT THE COMPANION CUBE FROM BEING COMPANIONLESS.

Comments

[vastandinfinite]

An AI.

Good. Maybe I can finally get some information...

(OOC: IMPORTANT QUESTION: Are you open to GLaDOS having her data banks hacked into and rummaged through by the Major?)

private//unhackable

[murderperfect]

Not from this one, you ain't.

Re: private//unhackable

[vastandinfinite]

Don't be so sure. Even the most innocuous AI can absorb critical information.

Re: private//unhackable

[murderperfect]

... that's not quite what I meant. You can ask it crap from here, but don't be wantin' to see it.

I say that 'cause some people around here jus' can't seem to not wanna play touchy-feely with weirdass machines...

[professoronfire]

Companion...cube? Goodness, what sort of strange fon machine is this?

[calamitousness]

Oww, you're his cube. Don't worry! I'll come find you~

private/unhackable

[virtualunknown]

He is currently indisposed. But I will be coming to see you soon.

[fma_brat]

What's a companion cube?