#4

[glados_lives]

[Voice post. Robotic, female voice. Cuts out once in a while.]

HELLO. WELCOME TO APERTURE SCI-SCI-I-THE FUTURE! HERE AT A-PER-TUre...

[The voice cuts out. Garbled nonsense is heard.]

TESTING LABS NOT LOCATED.

CONTROL CENTER NOT LOCATED.

HOLDING CENTER FOR TEST SUBJECTS NOT LOCATED.

NOTHING LOCATED.

SITUATION IS CRITICAL.

Comments

[Voice Response]

[adoctor_whynot]

Are you the heavenly woman that's offering cake to people who take part in your dangerous and possibly life-threatening experiments?

Re: [Voice Response]

[glados_lives]

INDEED. I HAVE MUCH CAKE, BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO WANT IT AFTER I SPENT SO MUCH TIME MAKING IT.

[Voice Response]

[adoctor_whynot]

Interesting...

I could maybe take it off your hands? Or take part in those experiments, why not?

Re: [Voice Response]

[digital_fangs]

...what kind of cake?