Voicemail

[glacial_queen]

"Hey, this is Karla! I could go all fancy and Queenly, but only friends have this number, thank the Darkness. So, leave your name and a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done with whatever issue currently demanding my attention. Blah blah blah, you know the drill."

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Comments

[furnaceface]

[From here!]

"Wait... TRIPLETS?"

That was all you were getting, Karla. If Jono had to have a heart attack even without benefit of a heart, so did you.

[glacial_queen]

[To here, here, and here!]