Pft - More American-Bashing
I just hoiked this little snippet from the LJ of reverend_gb - he's talking about something called a 'Monte Cristo';
Imagine, if you will, a club sandwich - turkey, ham and cheese - stuffed into a bread pocket which is then DEEP FRIED and covered in powdered sugar. THEN (this is the best part) you dip it in raspberry preserves. Man! This is awesome awesome decadent horrible amazing stuff. So good. Your brain can't deal with it. You take a bite and at first you think "Fried chicken. Rock. I love chicken." on account of the deep fried bread is crispy and yummy like that. But it's also sweet so your brain changes it's mind and says "No, no, it's not chicken. It's a donut. Mmm donuts." But then you hit the cheese. Your brain stops, considers this predicament and concludes "Grilled cheese sandwich. Yes, this is a grilled cheese sandwich. With turkey in it. And ham. And really yummy raspberry jelly. WHAT THE FUCK?"
Holy shit. And I thought my occasional roasted potato with sour cream, kalamata olives, tahbouli and cheese was fucking naughty. These guys are insane!