And then?

[girlvanized]

And then Lula Dog got sprayed by a skunk.  In the face.

God hates me.

Comments

NOOOOOOOO!!!

[bluemadusa]

Tomato soup bath!!!!!!!!

Re: NOOOOOOOO!!!

[girlvanized]

That doesn't work! You use baking soda and dish soap but when they get sprayed in the face you use DOUCHE. I HAD TO DOUCHE HER FACE. SHE IS A DOUCHE FACE.

DOOOOOOOUCHE FAAAAAAACE.

OMG, poor Lula.

Re: NOOOOOOOO!!!

[sparkgrrl658]

okay, this totally sucks for all parties involved but you make me laugh anyway and then i feel a little bit bad and then i laugh again.

DAMMIT

Re: NOOOOOOOO!!!

[girlvanized]

The only reason I've lived this long is an ability, in most cases, to make fun of my misery.

I exist solely for your schadenfreude.

... dooooooosh faaaaaaaaace.

[voodoodollie167]

Give me a call, I used to answer for vets and I know what you need to use to get that out.

[voodoodollie167]

Never mind! No need to call, found the recipe online!

http://dan.drydog.com/patsyann/skunk.html

[pat_man_ta]

is this the first time she's seen a skunk?

[girlvanized]

I think so. It was in the yard so, you know, she ran up to check it out; she saw it before I did. And you saw her personality, she's a "come at ya and see what yer about" kinda gal. I can't even remember if she barked.

[pat_man_ta]

that must have been QUITE a DO NOT WANT face!

[girlvanized]

Ha! Probably. Right away she had her face in the grass, rubbing it around. Rubbing rubbing rubbing. So I didn't see.

Later on, lying on the couch, she had a kinda sheepish, kinda pissed off "THIS IS TEH SUCK" look. At that point, though, all she knows is mommy just washed her for half an hour and what the hell did mommy do that for?