Lol

[girlpirate]

Stephanie: "Kirsti! Do you have a tampon?"

Kirsti: "Yes, but you don't want it."

Stephanie: "Why?"

Kirsti: "Because it's inside of me."

* Jenn enters the bakery. *

Stephanie: "Jenn! Do you have a tampon?"

Jenn: "Yes, but if I need it later you have to pull it out and give it back."

Moral of the story: bring your own damned tampons.

Comments

[softpaw]

...You work in a grocery store right?

Couldn't she just go BUY a box?

[girlpirate]

I used to buy boxes and keep them at work. While I don't mind sharing, people were taking mine all the time instead of getting/bringing their own... and when I needed one they'd be gone. I can't afford to pay to plug everyone's bloody vagina so I stopped and just keep a personal supply in my purse.

[olivetree]

THIS. I keep two emergency tampons in my drawer (which no one knows about). I also always carry one or two in my bag.

'Cause hey, sometimes my vajajay is rebellious.

[girlpirate]

My drawer is no longer sacred. Lotion, gum, chocolates, snacks, tampons... all end up disappearing.

[ladylickwid]

Sometimes I am so glad I work with men. They're scared to open my drawer that I deem the "secret stash".

That, and I never have anyone asking me for tampons!

[sjonsvenson]

Start worying when they do O__O'

[ladylickwid]

The people I work with? I wouldn't be surprised if they did :/

[matt_golub]

<3 so just made my day.