Holy Chocobos! (Or My FINAL Review of Final Fantasy XIII)

[girlinstilettos]

Okay, so, firstly, for those of you who have not yet played Final Fantasy 13, I have put the following review under a handy-dandy cut, simply because I cannot withhold spoilers. There are several plot-specific points of the game I have major issues with, and will talk about at length. Therefore, even if you have played the game, I would not

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[sissyhiyah]

"But he only beats me because he loves me and/or only on Sundays

[girlinstilettos]

My main issue with FFXIII (and this ties in with why I hate Lightning as a hero) is that instead of taking elements that worked from FF7 like a pro-environmental story, wtf-twist, or even all the fun minigames, Square-Enix was like, "Okay, let's have half the game take place in a futuristic city. Let's also follow a female Cloud Strife, because fan service makes us $$$! And then, just in case people aren't getting that we're trying to make another FF7, let's add a black character who uses guns aka Barret meets Lionel Richie