Random Ramblings III - The DMV and Porn Scenarios

Apr 09, 2015 19:56

So this year I'm turning 25, and that's a little irritating because basically I just keep getting older and going essentially nowhere in my life, but eh, I'm content most of the times. The most obnoxious part of turning 25, though, is that in my state, our driver's licenses expire every fifth birthday (25, 30, 35, etc). So today I got to partake in ( Read more... )

real-life bullshit, the author speaks, non-story, personal

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liverpool46 April 10 2015, 00:18:52 UTC
lol

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ereynolds74 April 10 2015, 03:47:59 UTC
Omg...Ahahahaha......I'm sorry I feel ur pain but GOD that last part, caught me off guard....rolling OFF my couch.....Aha(tears in eyes)

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girlgotagun April 10 2015, 04:04:56 UTC
I know right?? Trust me, later I had a giant "is this even real life" breakdown-laughing-fit about it. But like, I had been working on a fill while I waited that included the words, "Sam cried out as one of Dean’s hands closed around his swollen cock, pumping it smoothly, adding a slight squeeze and twist of his wrist each time he passed over the head", so in comparison a woman politely asking me to take a look at her box wasn't all that alarming. Haha.

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OH CHRIST IN HELL!!!!! ereynolds74 April 10 2015, 05:10:57 UTC
OH MY GOD GIRL STOP!!!! LMAO !!

But seriously that was fucking HOT what you just wrote. Happy Dreaming for me tonight :D

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Re: OH CHRIST IN HELL!!!!! girlgotagun April 10 2015, 05:18:57 UTC
Even better, the fill it was from just went live. ;)

I'm just gonna leave this here...
Lace & Leather

OH! Speaking of fills, though, did you see the update schedule? Your story starts day after tomorrow! (I know it was supposed to be by yesterday but then shit hit the fan with a few things and getting prepared for the April kink-meme round I'm so sorry.)

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crucis01 April 10 2015, 04:28:07 UTC
I freakin hate DMV! I sometimes think you have to fail all sorts of testing to get hired there. Rude, sarcastic, don't know half the laws, moronic idiots and that's on a good day.

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girlgotagun April 10 2015, 04:40:52 UTC
You. I like you. <3

I know what you mean, bro. Like, if it tells you anything, our DMV shares a building with the state police. I'm pretty sure it's out of necessity for their safety because literally EVERYONE around here has almost gone off on them at least once.

I once watched this otherwise sweet old lady tell them, "It's no damn wonder you have the police in the same building; if you didn't I'd shoot this place up myself!"

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buffenator May 22 2015, 07:56:52 UTC
I would so totally look around at each person, wondering which one of them was Gabriel punking me! LMAO

DMV is evil. It is the pit. It is populated by crossroads demons and by the time your number is called you would be willing to make any deal just to get out of there!

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