See, I reserve my serenades for things I really love, like my friend Janie's little boy, my parents' dog Coalie back when I was away at college, or Entenmann's Devil's Food Cake with Marshmallow Icing. And then it's usually a chorus or two of "All I Want Is You." "Lucky" by Biff Naked works, too, but I applaud your committment to the classics.
Pshaw. Says YOU. I mean, I was about to list all the reasons why you are so much crazier than me (at least on the surface). But ultimately it's just easier to point and laugh at your hypocrisy. So this is me, pointing at Kate and laughing. Bwahahahahahaha!!!
Hee! My proudest moment at university was when I finally managed to educate my friends that it is never too cold for ice cream and that it is a treat to be enjoyed all year round.
Cleaning at 3am however? never going to happen. And the cat food would have just stayed in the bottom of the washing machine until the laundry pile was so high that you could no longer climb over it and I had worn even my rattiest pair of undies. I would then grab a handful and dump it into the machine, totally forgetting about cat food incident of 3 months previous.
LMAO!!! I knew there was a reason I love you! Woman, I am so completely in agreement with you on all of the above. Except you left out the best part. 3 months later when you did the laundry, you'd have this weird, gritty brown residue all over the clothes and you'd be unable to identify it. So you just throw all the clothes back in the dirty clothes pile until you get around to washing them again.
Have I just revealed too much about MY life and how I am so NOT the best housewife of the year? Ah, well. I'm doomed anyway.
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*eye roll* You are such a man.
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I always said it would end this way.
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Cleaning at 3am however? never going to happen. And the cat food would have just stayed in the bottom of the washing machine until the laundry pile was so high that you could no longer climb over it and I had worn even my rattiest pair of undies. I would then grab a handful and dump it into the machine, totally forgetting about cat food incident of 3 months previous.
Have I just revealed too much about my life?
Shutting up now.
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Have I just revealed too much about MY life and how I am so NOT the best housewife of the year? Ah, well. I'm doomed anyway.
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Hmmmmm....
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