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[ginocidal]

Don' be late t'class on penalty o' detention!

'Member students, I don't like takin' points away, but if ya bother me 'nough, I will assign an essay.

Rats into teacups today. An' I sure don't wanna see tails on these teacups.

[ooc: By day, creepy transfiguration teacher. By night, Death Eater lulz. For the record, his wand can extend.]

Comments

[arrogantfanfare]

What if all my girls don't share the same class times as I do? Being late is my only option!

[ginocidal]

I'm sure you can stand an hour an' a half without impregnatin' someone, Mr. Kline.

[arrogantfanfare]

Protection really is important, I know.

But class is always so long~

[ginocidal]

How 'bout you spend the class quizzin' yourself on your girls' names? That way, ya won't confuse 'em! It's a good use o' time!

[glock30]

Can't we do something a little more challenging?

[ginocidal]

How 'bout we transfigure your uniform into somethin' meetin' dress code? That sounds like a challenge t'me.

[glock30]

[glock30]

My uniform's perfectly fine, sir, but thank you for taking the time to notice.

[theaverageone]

My teacups keep coming out furry.

[ginocidal]

That's 'cause you got no talent. But it's alright, we can work 'round that!

[theaverageone]

...Okay, fair enough. Rats aren't my strong point.

Will I ever actually need to know this in the real world? If I ever run across a rat, transfiguring it will probably be the last thing on my mind.

[ginocidal]

Nope. Nothin' pertainin' to the real world at all. Unless ya happen t'run outta tea cups.

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[majestad]

That so.

Special.

[ginocidal]

As special as your consistently failin' grades?

unimpressed

[abinitia]

...

[ginocidal]

There a problem here?

[abinitia]

You're a professor?

[ginocidal]

Sure enough!