Hrmm...

[ginnie_jazz]

So I'm getting a bad Bleach bunny. I mean BAD bunny, with OCs (sorta, long story, I hate my brain) dating established characters and death and badly written violence and teeth-rotting fluffy romance and HETEROSEXUALITY. GASP. Anyone know a good way to smash bad bunnies?

Also every time I listen to the song "Bruises" by Chairlift (the one from the

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[mako_pretty]

I smash bad bunnies with mpreg and crossdressing.

[ginnie_jazz]

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, OH WISE ONE, OF TALKING MEN INTO SKIRTS AND BABIES INTO THEIR NON-EXISTENT UTERI.

[mako_pretty]

STEP ONE!
CONVINCE ONE OF THEM THAT HE IS A HERMAPHRODITE UNTIL HE BELIEVES YOU, AND GROWS A UTERUS.
STEP TWO!
TALK SOMEONE INTO SCREWING SAID HERMAPHRO!UKE!
STEP THREE!
*CONCEPTION*
STEP FOUR!
PUT THE PREGNANT UKE IN A SKIRT. HE WON'T BE ABLE TO FIT INTO ANYTHING OTHER THAN MATERNITY DRESSES!