Carbonated Water: It tastes like crap. It hurts to drink. But for some reason I really like it. It is like, the closest thing to drinking Windex without experiencing adverse effects. Try vodka. That is Windex . . .
Oh, also, was it the Indiana State Trooper association? They always call, and they keep talking and don't let you talk . . . they asked me if I wanted to donate, even though I wasn't the lady of the house, because anyway I was over 18 . . . so, maybe not . . .
I don't want to try vodka. I like my carbonated water. Maybe I just really like drinking things out of a can. I am such a cool kid. But I dont like pop all that much. IT PUTS ME IN MUCH DISTRESS!
ok first of all, the whole "c" thing made me laugh a lot. i love you <3
and um you criminal?!? wtf why did they even stop to interrogate you in the first place??? that's so creepy i would've like died. in a fire DDD: but yeah i hate cops. especially she-cops because they think they're better than you. but they're not, they're not....
CURSES! None of my BOLDING SKILLS worked! Arg I put so much time and effort into all that!
They thought I was a VANDAL! We have these crazy people, who think that every kid in the neighborhood is out to get them, which is funny since like, all the kids are the ages 3-6 or 18+. And me. They even asked me if I was part of a gang one time when I was waiting for the bus, and I was like, WTF NO? So those people like, called the police thinking someone was throwing rocks at their house, but I bet it was just like, squirrels dropping nuts on their roof. Wierdos. Yeah, she cops are like, I AM GOING TO BE THE BAD COP TO BREAK ALL GENDER BARRIERS RARR! If I were to have to deal with a girl cop I would ask if she would lower her voice please, and then ask if I could deal with a nice guy cop.
I HATE COPS. They are always out to get me, and it seems they are always out to get you. That is a very scary story actually. Why did they bother to come on the school bus? I bet your bus driver was secretly peeing herself with fright because she thought she was being pulled over for bad driving and she'd been drinking all morning and they would smell the vodka on her breath but no they were after her students and she breathed a boozy sigh of relief.
Letter P! Mom was really mad that they like, went on the schoolbus and asked me all sorts of questions without her knowing. I am just a little minor and all. She was a new bus driver too, like FIRST WEEK. And I was kinda mad, because she like, JUMPED OUT OF HER SEAT and was like, THERE IS THE CRIMINAL! RIGHT THERE! And she was pointing and freaking out. And I was like, what the crap i dont even know you.
Now everyday she says GOODMORNING. I dont like her, but I think it is funny since she acts nervous around me.
Well yeah, that is kind of wrong especially since if you had really been a CRIMINAL you could have wanted/requested the presence of your LAWYER to protect you and they gave you no such oppertunity. What a stupid face buttbag busdriver since she didn't even know you. Tch.
ALSO I got your postcart, & I LOVE IT. I checked my mail today and there was a plethora of CHRISTMAS CARDS and then the crowning glory of them all, YOUR POSTCARD. Oh the Llama! I adore llamas! I think it means... Something like how the allies of gray line the ski lifts for you... It isn't very funny when you translate it but it's probably hilarious in Germany/Switzerland. Oh the Allies of Gray aka LLAMAS. How fuzzy & mean you are.
In conclusion THANK YOU. When I go to NEW YORK CITY over the Springing Break I will mail you a postcard in return!!
OH MY GOSH that sounds so scary. My neighbor was a sheriff, so I figured me and THE LAW would get along just fine, but I guess Sheriffs and Cops are two totally different breeds. Why would a cop do that? If I were a policeman I would be nice to little children, and say nice things to them. Maybe he just felt threatened by your dancing prowess or something...
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Try vodka. That is Windex . . .
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and um you criminal?!? wtf why did they even stop to interrogate you in the first place??? that's so creepy i would've like died. in a fire DDD: but yeah i hate cops. especially she-cops because they think they're better than you. but they're not, they're not....
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They thought I was a VANDAL! We have these crazy people, who think that every kid in the neighborhood is out to get them, which is funny since like, all the kids are the ages 3-6 or 18+. And me. They even asked me if I was part of a gang one time when I was waiting for the bus, and I was like, WTF NO? So those people like, called the police thinking someone was throwing rocks at their house, but I bet it was just like, squirrels dropping nuts on their roof. Wierdos.
Yeah, she cops are like, I AM GOING TO BE THE BAD COP TO BREAK ALL GENDER BARRIERS RARR! If I were to have to deal with a girl cop I would ask if she would lower her voice please, and then ask if I could deal with a nice guy cop.
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GIVE ME A LETTER! :o
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Mom was really mad that they like, went on the schoolbus and asked me all sorts of questions without her knowing. I am just a little minor and all.
She was a new bus driver too, like FIRST WEEK. And I was kinda mad, because she like, JUMPED OUT OF HER SEAT and was like, THERE IS THE CRIMINAL! RIGHT THERE! And she was pointing and freaking out. And I was like, what the crap i dont even know you.
Now everyday she says GOODMORNING. I dont like her, but I think it is funny since she acts nervous around me.
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Well yeah, that is kind of wrong especially since if you had really been a CRIMINAL you could have wanted/requested the presence of your LAWYER to protect you and they gave you no such oppertunity. What a stupid face buttbag busdriver since she didn't even know you. Tch.
HA but you have her worried. TOUCHE, busdriver!
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In conclusion THANK YOU. When I go to NEW YORK CITY over the Springing Break I will mail you a postcard in return!!
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Why would a cop do that? If I were a policeman I would be nice to little children, and say nice things to them. Maybe he just felt threatened by your dancing prowess or something...
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