Gilmore vs. The Vixen Queen--Chapter 13

[gilmorelion]

announcer--"When we last left our hero, he was eluding Enemy-Agents Tiltsworth and Braceovich in the Schaumberg IKEA store. Now, having escaped to the outside, he hotwires a conveniently placed Kaiser-Frazier in the parking lot

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[vakkotaur]

Hehehe... but I'm never there. Or maybe it's a good thing, considering the silliness that ensues. Something like this:

* music *
*ring ring*
"Hello, Vakko's Tavern, where the elite meet to eat. Archie the manager speakin'. Vakko ain't here - oh, hello, Vakko."

[gilmorelion]

I had a feeling you'd appreciate that one. :)

[u_t_tiger]

As I'm pretty sure the '50 Kaiser was available only with the flathead straight-6 Continental engine, I hope agent Gilmore has a few tricks up his sleeve.

In the meantime, I'll be interviewing narrators for my underwater adventure show.
Phony French accent is a must.

[gilmorelion]

Hey, it's just because the latest issue of Hemmings Classic Car was on my desk when I wrote it, and guess what's on the cover?
:)