022 - tomato'd!

[gilded_souhi]

Try finding a better use for tomatoes than throwing them at people. Getting bit by the pink-haired kids' clone was bad enough and now pelted with a fruit. If you're implying something you honorless idiot, note that I'm simply don't care.

Although this Fireball whiskey is certainly interesting.

[ooc: Evil!Jade has pelted Captain Grouchypants

Comments

[snowburned]

Try eating them.

[gilded_souhi]

I doubt there's enough left to eat.

[snowburned]

Well, maybe if you didn't throw them first...

[gilded_souhi]

They were being thrown at me. What good would throwing tomatoes at people do?

[pinkhairedchild]

If it helps you can bite me back.

[gilded_souhi]

Unlike these evil twins as I've heard them called, I have honor.

And I don't beat children.

[pinkhairedchild]

Well, I wouldn't have attacked you, so I'm sorry!

You must really like kids then!

[gilded_souhi]

You don't need to apologize for something you didn't do.

... depends on the kid.

[gilded_souhi]

GET LOST BRAT.

[gilded_souhi]

GET LOST ON PRINCIPLE THEN.