I love your hatred towards mankind. That sort of vitriol cannot be faked. You and I should get together and write a comedy. Your brilliant insults, my puns, we could make magic.
Oh god, I just watched Paul McGillion have the most awkward sex ever. He found faith through premature ejaculation.
Yeah well, he was a missionary who just returned from Sierra Leone to find his schizophrenic sister before she flies off with the Second Coming so him finding faith through bad sex is not that difficult to believe in that context. It was a weird movie.
I love people, in a I-hate-their-guts kind of way. The white woman you described especially I think should get sent to the gas chambers without trial or, indeed, hesitation.
I had a fun one at work a few days ago: I'm standing at the counter cleaning merchandise with rags and Windex ('cause it makes 'em all nice and shiny) and the woman comes up to me, SLAMS a pamphlet down on the counter. I look down at it -- it's some shameless advertisement for a Baptist church somewhere in town. She stares me straight in the eye and says, "Do you go to church?" "Yes." (But not yours, biotch. I'm Catholic."You should go to this one. It's a good church
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AHA. YES. Those firebrand Protestant animals are very prevalent where we are as well. And you can't argue with these people at all, because they have no real common sense! They just regurgitate the same shit over and over! A typical conversation with a Baptist over here would be thus:
"Have you found JAY-SUS?" "Yes." "But do you KNOW JAY-SUS? IN YOUR HEART." "Uh. Yeah." "So if an AIMLESS SOUL walks up to you and asks you how to find JAY-SUS, you'd be able to give them the answer?" "Yeah. I'd tell them to talk to a priest in their area." "WHOOOOOOA, and what's the PRIEST gonna do, HUH?!" "Direct them toward RCIA, baptise them ... y'know, priest stuff." "And THAT'S gonna get them to JAY-SUS?!" "It's the first step, that and Church teaching --" "OH? Well, what does the CHURCH say about JAY-SUS?!"
Etc etc.
It's really disappointing how little people know about what spews forth from their maws. But hey! That's why it's fun to mock them mercilessly! :D
I mean, seriously. It isn't so much the fact that people that racist exist as it is that people exist who are that incredibly silly about their racism and require it to penetrate every fiber of their day-to-day existence.
You really ought to have asked her whether she wanted to pimp out her meal with some of your fly ass nigga cookies and a cup of Hennessy. Bet the guy behind her would have gotten a kick out of it.
Also, "bitchling" is the best coined word I've heard since "sorostitute."
Funny thing, the guy was one of those upper-middle class folk with very good diction.
HA, there are so many things I would've liked to say to that woman. It sucks when you think of the good shit right AFTER the opportunity presents itself to say it.
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Oh god, I just watched Paul McGillion have the most awkward sex ever. He found faith through premature ejaculation.
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I think that's one of the weirdest places to find faith. Usually it's like in rehab or prison or maybe your heritage but damn.
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Yeah well, he was a missionary who just returned from Sierra Leone to find his schizophrenic sister before she flies off with the Second Coming so him finding faith through bad sex is not that difficult to believe in that context. It was a weird movie.
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I had a fun one at work a few days ago: I'm standing at the counter cleaning merchandise with rags and Windex ('cause it makes 'em all nice and shiny) and the woman comes up to me, SLAMS a pamphlet down on the counter. I look down at it -- it's some shameless advertisement for a Baptist church somewhere in town. She stares me straight in the eye and says, "Do you go to church?"
"Yes." (But not yours, biotch. I'm Catholic."You should go to this one. It's a good church ( ... )
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"Have you found JAY-SUS?"
"Yes."
"But do you KNOW JAY-SUS? IN YOUR HEART."
"Uh. Yeah."
"So if an AIMLESS SOUL walks up to you and asks you how to find JAY-SUS, you'd be able to give them the answer?"
"Yeah. I'd tell them to talk to a priest in their area."
"WHOOOOOOA, and what's the PRIEST gonna do, HUH?!"
"Direct them toward RCIA, baptise them ... y'know, priest stuff."
"And THAT'S gonna get them to JAY-SUS?!"
"It's the first step, that and Church teaching --"
"OH? Well, what does the CHURCH say about JAY-SUS?!"
Etc etc.
It's really disappointing how little people know about what spews forth from their maws. But hey! That's why it's fun to mock them mercilessly! :D
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I mean, seriously. It isn't so much the fact that people that racist exist as it is that people exist who are that incredibly silly about their racism and require it to penetrate every fiber of their day-to-day existence.
You really ought to have asked her whether she wanted to pimp out her meal with some of your fly ass nigga cookies and a cup of Hennessy. Bet the guy behind her would have gotten a kick out of it.
Also, "bitchling" is the best coined word I've heard since "sorostitute."
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HA, there are so many things I would've liked to say to that woman. It sucks when you think of the good shit right AFTER the opportunity presents itself to say it.
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You shoulda popped that bitch with a pin.
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