it's teh borg

[gibbous]

Subway buys the food from Reinhart.
Reinhart buys the food from Satan.
Satan buys the food from Bill Gates.
Bill Gates eats soul subs with Iraqi oil and vinegar.

I'm eating a blob of granola and yogurt that looks remarkably like the brain matter that leaks out of people's heads in the really really old zombie movies.

Tasty, though.

Comments

[cmoose]

Was it bought from Subway? *pause, waits for reaction*

[gibbous]

The brainyogurt or the soul sub?

The soul sub, most definitely.

...

Oh yeah. Reaction, right.

*explodes*

[cmoose]

Well, I think I was referring to the granola and yogurt, but ... looking back, who the hell knows.

[ignorminious]

Glad to see you are still having a great time at Subway :) With that sort of propaganda I might manage to break my Subway addiction in a year or so ;)

[gibbous]

DO NOT BELIEVE THEIR LIES
DO NOT SUCCUMB TO THEIR EVIL

[ignorminious]

That sounds familiar ....

Were you the one who ran all the anti McDonalds propaganda? :P

[gibbous]

No, that was Robert McDonald, Ronald's evil twin. He was angered by the fact that their parents didn't give him the catchy-sounding name, so he killed everyone and sought out to ruin his brother's empire. *sage nod*

[feardantane]

And guess what...

We're getting a Subway here!

At least I'll be able to get lunch without paying the earth now...

xx
Fe