Sidewalk sidetalk

[ggreig]

Someone has stolen my pavement and crumpled it up untidily across the other side of the road. I expect that this is the first stage in the gold-paving process.

Comments

[sharikkamur]

So when did you move to London? Or has London just moved to Fife?

[ggreig]

Why would I move to London from the great metropolis?

[tobyaw]

Since you tagged the post "humour" and your mood is "optimistic", does that mean that you're hoping we'll find it funny?

[ggreig]

I find it funny*, and I'm optimistic that it'll actually happen.

* Well, I'm not taking it seriously, at any rate.

[tobyaw]

Is there a hole? Or have they just taken the top layer off?

Maybe they have to dig for the gold before they can pave with it.

[ggreig]

The hole's no more than a couple of inches deep, but I think they must have been blasting because all there is at the bottom is little broken chips of rock. They're obviously serious about extracting that there precious metalling.