Holy shit-

[the camera turns on (on purpose) and Timothy is staring into it with a grin.]

( not cut ICly )

OW

She- bit me-

LASSIE BIT ME!

[Cursing goes...here.]

[ooc; CURSED 'my best enemy' lassie (the dog) went kujo on timothy and bit his hand. ANYONE THAT'S HIS FRIEND NORMALLY WILL NOT BE LIKED...WELL. people who he hates will be greeted as if you're his friend :D;...]

I know yer right, I was wrong. Just 'cause you've been quiet all this time doesn't mean ya gotta make up for it now.

[Silence.]

...I don't know. I don't how to make up for this kinda stuff. Most everythin' I do messes up anyways. [Rustle of cloth; he shrugs.]

[Another silence.]I just...can't do stuff like that an' not think it through no more ( Read more... )

[The Pokedex's voice comes on -]

TimAipom are very mischievous and cheeky, stealing food and objects from passers-by simply to annoy them. Aipom enjoy the misfortune and annoyance of others; they can be badly-behaved and it is difficult to get them to keep still.

[Oh! What is that scaling the roofs?]

( visual aid )

[The devices turns on of some unknown accord. Of course, it records screaming.] --ssez pas! Ne me blessez pas!

[He speaks in French, being spoke to in French, naturally. Although, the question is who is speaking to him in the first place…

Sobbing. Running. He pushes things out of the way, uncaring if they break. When cornered he starts to throw ( Read more... )

What th- NO, NO-

HUEY, WHERE THE HELL- what the- this accent

[gujhgu] GIMME MY BODY BACK, SO HELP ME- Yo - Yer - ...Your-

[Crashing sounds.] ...WHAT IS THAT THING?!

[ooc; body swap with huey 8) tim also found sasword in his hair, which i assume would be there. if not he can always spot beat on the couch and be scarred forever.]

Hey, what happened to the bowl of cherries in th' fridge - ...what are those? [He picks up one of the strangely shaped fruits and eyes it. He takes a small sniff and crinkles his nose.] That is not edible...

... [Oh hey a lighter.]

[In the next, oh say, ten-fifteen minutes there's a montage of small explosions coming from the kitchen, with Timothy ( Read more... )

[People are laughing, sounds of 'ohhh' and 'aahhh' along with general chit chat that accompany large crowds. Over the sounds of the crowds is a theme music that one would usually listen to at a circus. You can hear some of the things people say-

'Look at that! I wonder if it hurts'Does it press into your brain ( Read more... )

WHERE IS IT?! [The shout comes from nowhere. There is the sound of pounding feet - running? - and a crashing sound. He skids to a halt and there is more rushed speak.]

Where is it, where is it, WHERE DID IT GO?! St-Stupid plates Clean this up- NO, I GOTTA- but it'll drive me INSANE-

[He starts running around again, overturning the mattresses, ( Read more... )

...What a stupid holiday. Since when is it even celebrated May 10th anyways?

Che. Whatever.

[The voice ends. Ten minutes pass before it turns back on, video this time. A big wet nose is sniffing it before Lassie moves away, showing Timothy behind her. They're on the bed his hair loose. He's holding up one of his hair ties, the last one having been ( Read more... )