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[getter_beam]

[Out of the sky comes a distant keening, that eventually grows into a thundering roar. Eventually, a meteor-like object streaks over the sky and ends up crashing outside the castle, leaving a massive crater. Those who come to investigate will find a large white and red robot lying in the crater. On top of it is a man screaming challenges at the sky

Comments

[youkai_hunting]

Is that...what I think it is?

[getter_beam]

[Eventually, he has calmed down enough to actually have a conversation.]

Who the hell are you?

[youkai_hunting]

Oh, I'm Sanae Kotiya of the Moriya Shrine.

...Is that a giant robot?

[getter_beam]

*He stands proudly from atop his Giant Robot*

I'm Ryouma Nagare, and this is the Getter Robo!

[pet_moonrabbit]

Ah...

*there's a moon rabbit just kind of staring*

[getter_beam]

*Since she's not really doing anything, Ryouma ignores her in favor of poking around at Getter Robo, trying to see if there's any hope in getting it fixed up with his limited skills as a mechanic.*

[pet_moonrabbit]

... excuse me?

[getter_beam]

Man, it's gonna take forever to get this thing working on my own. I guess that old bastard was good for something after all.

[looks up]

Oh, hi. Who are you?

[getter_beam]

You got a problem with my robot?

[getter_beam]

*indignant*

It doesn't look stupid! It's cool!

[a_mans_soul]

That a Ganmen? What'd you go and wreck it for?

[getter_beam]

It's Getter Robo, and this is just a minor problem. I just need some time to fix it.

[a_mans_soul]

[Picks up a stray part]

Looks trashed to me.

[getter_beam]

Dammit. There's a bad guy up there *he points skywards in a surprisingly Kamina-esque pose* who thinks he's got me down for the count. This whole place is just a fucking obstacle for me to stomp flat so I can get back to the REAL fight. Compared to taking on a whole planet, *he gestures at the wreck* this is just a little problem.