[GLaDOS has finally gotten back a regain. .... it's a potato. No, in fact it's a potato battery. She hates this place.]
You know, I'd almost forgotten what a horrible sense of humour this place had. But then they do things like this and it all comes flooding back.
Well if you're listening. Ha, ha. That's how funny I think you are. Why don't you find
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Soooo, what are you going to do with that?
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I really don't think it's any of your business.
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Well, you're... obviously going to do something with it, right? I mean, you can plant it somewhere and who knows, since this town is so bloody odd it might grow into some... electrical potato plant and people can plug their televisions into it.
[ Pause. ]
Can I have it?
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No.
Don't you have something better to be doing? Why don't you fall on a nail again? Or try dying in some new way.
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Is there a problem with the potato?
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What? No. I think it's still working.
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[She's going to look closer, then sees the wires.]
Who stuck those into it?
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[He couldn't quite remember the name for it. They don't grow where he's from.]
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[By this time she's decided against throwing it out. It's a strange looking potato, covered in wires.]
Just making up my mind about what to do with it.
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[He says it like this is the most obvious thing in the world, why would you do anything else with a potato?]
...unless it's ruined by...what is that sticking out of it?
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Chell is trying very hard to not even look amused.
This is very difficult. ]
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Glare.]
Yes?
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Chell does her best to act natural, sort of shrugging but having to clamp a hand over her mouth to hide a grin. ]
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Hilarious.
Well if you're here you might as well come inside. You might want to see what else the town gave back to me.
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