Brian's Gross Sandwich

[swallow79]

Okay, I know that this is silly but can anyone think of any fics where the infamous avocado, tuna, peanut butter and tabasco sandwich from hell is featured? Or maybe a fic where Brian is caught eating some other weird combination of food?

If you don't know what sandwich I'm talking about please refer to Fuck Yeah QAF's sandwich play by play, which

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[sungaizing85]

Oh thank god, I really thought I had halucinated when I watched that scene when Jeniffer comes and asks Brian to 'touch...(ahem)' Justin and he goes all 'you want me to fuck him?' and there he is fondling an avocado from the fridge, some bread (toast?) and has tabasco on the table and PB...and I am just going 'HE'S PREGNANT! HE IS!!!'

Okay, maybe 'Cowlick' wanted to show how even though Brian appeared all nonchallance he was a mess inside and therfore had an appetate of an alien ameba with the taste buds of a 5 year old crack addict.

I think there is a fic with this wonderful 'wtf' sandwich and I think it was written by one of the fandom's greatests...but can't remember which...maybe Suzvoy? dunno...

[sungaizing85]

Oh Jesus, Mary and the Immaculate Conception just watched the scene on the lin you provided to see since I didn't catch any tuna floating around but there it is...

I thought it was an ashtray...you know, a smoke to kill the taste buds after the taste buds in his mouth explode from the 'man-dwich' but yeah that looks like TUNA...

Pregnant. Deffo. I am telling you...if any man could get pregnant it would be Brian Kinney. Karma's sense of humor and payback.

[masterglory]

"therfore had an appetate of an alien ameba with the taste buds of a 5 year old crack addict" BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH, I almost pissed in my pants, this is sooooo LOL!!!!!;)

[sungaizing85]

Laugh as much as you want, grab some diapers (I have the same problem when in this awesome comm) but please do ignore the spelling mistakes I had just gotten up and one eye was drool shut.

[sakesushimaki]

I love how we all have him pegged as this healthy-eating person and then he goes and does stuff like this. <3

[lanbeo]

LOL I don't think he eats healthy at all. I don't think american eat healthy at all. Take away food is totally not healthy. If he's so anal about his diet, or food, he'd be like Zen Ben. LOL.

WTF Sandwich

[nm131]

I watched that episode not too long ago and have seen it multiple times. The bread, peanut butter, and advacado where the only things that have ever registered in my brain before and that is weird enough for a sandwich. But watching the blog post was hysterical and truly elevated the WTF factor. Healthy eating - HAH!. Personally I think the bottle is too large for Tabasco sauce, although I guess it does come in big bottles, I just usually see it smaller bottles. I'm going for Franks Red Hot Sauce or the equivelant and it doesn't really matter because it's all gross with the other alleged ingrediants. Too bad the scene didn't play out where Gale had to actually eat what he made

Re: WTF Sandwich

[swallow79]

In Spring Cleaning by Scoobysnaxfix Justin catches him eating a pie with his hands in the middle of the night and I recall reading one where Justin finds a bunch of ice cream bar wrappers in his pockets but I can't remember who wrote that. Those are funny, but not weird, per se.

Maybe its not hot sauce--maybe its ketchup, which somehow is even more disgusting.

[cheburashka_2]

This is going to sound kinda crazy, but I will take one for the team & recreate the WTF QAF Sandwich (aka The Brian Kinney) and... take a big old bite. I will provide photo/possibly video evidence. Since I loath most of the ingredients (save avocado & bread) this will be a sacrifice (of sanity & stomach lining) on my part... but, anything for the fandom! Lol. We shall see how it turns out...*queue ominous music*

[swallow79]

Do it! I dare you!

[cheburashka_2]

Done! Read about my adventure here:

http://cheburashka-2.livejournal.com/8420.html

Cheers,
Vin

[bigdogz09]

I remember both B/J fixing at different times, a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Don't recall the avocado, etc. The PB/B is a standard guy sandwich, but we're talking about Brian here, so the more exotic, the better.