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getchacontracts

2nd contract

Oct 31, 2011 21:30

I don't understand this game. For humans to act like wolves and rabbits... But rabbits have no power! It's very unfair. Aren't games about everyone having an equal chance to win?

I can give you that chance, if you want it.

event: rabbit doubt, wolf in rabbit's clothing, your soul is in my hands, will you make a contract?

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[video] airshipswank November 1 2011, 03:29:37 UTC

Now this I have to hear.

[ Especially since it comes from a... a... a talking... yeah, he's got nothing. ]

[video] getchacontracts November 1 2011, 03:40:46 UTC

Do you have a wish, sir?

[video] airshipswank November 1 2011, 03:43:30 UTC

Don't we all?

[video] getchacontracts November 1 2011, 03:54:41 UTC

I can grant it for you.

[video] airshipswank November 1 2011, 04:00:58 UTC

Any wish? Any wish at all? Just like that?

[ He snaps his fingers for emphasis. ]

[video] getchacontracts November 1 2011, 04:05:29 UTC

Well, I can grant any wish that your soul contains the power to grant! How much of yourself are you willing to give?

[video] airshipswank November 1 2011, 05:17:53 UTC

Ah, now that sounds like a catch... and a trade rather than a wish.

[video] getchacontracts November 1 2011, 05:20:35 UTC

With this power I can do things that no human would ever be able to achieve.

[video] airshipswank November 1 2011, 05:53:43 UTC

Such as...?

[ Still new to any magic that doesn't just involve a shitton of money making things happen for him. ]

[video] getchacontracts November 1 2011, 06:04:31 UTC

I could cure any sickness or heal any wound. I could make you rich. I could give you the love of any person you desire.

These are things that people often wish for.

[video] airshipswank November 1 2011, 06:15:45 UTC

Yes, I suppose they would.

[ He looks like he is about to yawn. Clearly Buckingham is already filthy rich, which, in a sufficiently satisfactory way, also takes care of the love angle.

Sickness? Wounds? He is perfectly fine. And not particularly impressed. ]

Is that all?

[video] getchacontracts November 1 2011, 06:21:51 UTC

Well, what would you wish for?

[video] airshipswank November 1 2011, 06:26:21 UTC

[ Wantless? Wishless? Him? Not exactly, though no particular desire springs to m-- my, my, now wait just a minute. ]

...To return home and conquer France.

[ His answer has a 'BRING IT!' ring to it, it's obvious he doesn't think that would be a possibility. ]

[video] getchacontracts November 2 2011, 00:55:12 UTC

Hmm...

For some reason, I cannot free anyone from this place. However, if you were back on Earth, that wish would not be impossible.

[video] airshipswank November 4 2011, 17:47:34 UTC

[ A scornful laugh. ]

What good is a wish if it doesn't exceed my own reach? If I was back I could see to my own victory.

[video] getchacontracts November 5 2011, 02:27:02 UTC

There are always humans who do not want to wish.

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