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[getahippy]

I've been reading my flist this week. Normally I Ctrl+F for keywords (Tachibana, Chitose, hippy, cult, weed, etc.), but I was feeling adventurous. I'll summarize for anyone else who tends to skim.

Random Person/Creature #1: I am normally [insert non-feline species], but today I am a cat. Of the opposite gender. Possibly I am a flying cat.

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

Also, I think I have been impregnated because a goat sneezed on me.

You read Orochimaru's entries~?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Oh, another thumb~

[getahippy]

I like spreading positivity. It's all about karma.

[sexy_and_skorty]

What about bad karma?

[getahippy]

That's why I said positivity. Negativity gives you wrinkles and erectile dysfunction disorder.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Homunculi can't get either.

[getahippy]

Isn't that the scientific name for a pimple?

[sexy_and_skorty]

...

[getahippy]

Are you on uppers?

[sexy_and_skorty]

I don't take drugs.

[getahippy]

You could expand your mind. Or get in touch with your spiritual side.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I don't have a soul.

[getahippy]

I've got soul. ;)

[sexy_and_skorty]

What is that?

[getahippy]

Do you want to have a sing-along?

[sexy_and_skorty]

NO.