1. drink more 2. fite more 3. get bettr stuff to fite with 4. make lots of gold 5. burn down Bootie Bay 6. go see if Hord sucks as much as Allieants 7. get laid more
((added later in a very messy scrawl))
THEY ARE GIVING AWAIE FREE BEER IN THE STREETS THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVAR