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WHEN WE REMEMBER AMERICA, WE REMEMBER CONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am too drunk for this shit.

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1. Open up a blank Word document.
2. Type in Q33 NY in capitals (this is the flight number of the 1st plane to hit the WTC)
3. Highlight it.
4. Change the font size to 48.
5. Change the actual font to wingdings (1).

Just got back from vacation.... whats up with everybody.

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HERE COMES JESUS ON A DINOSAUR ARRESTING THE DELL DUDE IN THE PREHISTORIC ERA WATCHING THE BIG BANG RIP THROUGH THE JFK FUNERAL.

Your Penis Name is: Captain Kirk

Get your own Penis Name

HAPPY B-DAY KELLY!

Now go get drunk.

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