"Hello, I'm Fat" can't be my autobiography title...

[georgiamagnolia]

...because somebody already took it. But it should be, really

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[lilithschild]

SFC = Stupid Fucktard Chick!

[georgiamagnolia]

thank you, that is funny. I like funny today.

*heart you and birthday boy and kidlet*

[georgiamagnolia]

thank you for the VR bitchslap to the SFC, sweetiegirl! :)

[shadowpryde]

What a twit? First for showing up on a Sunday looking for the boss ... and second off, well, for touching anyone they don't know. {shivers} I'd have probably decked her or screamed "Don't touch me, bitch!" On the other hand, that might just be left over from having people try to touch me so much while I was preggers.

{sighs}

-DL-

[georgiamagnolia]

She is new and something of a ditz, though that does not excuse the invasion of space, really.

I managed not to deck her, but then again, I did bitch about her on my public journal. *snerk*

[teal_cuttlefish]

11 years ago (gods!) when I was pregnant, I used to sweetly offer to break their fingers if they tried to touch my belly. And I dropped weight like a stone, because PCOS and possibly insulin resistance are reversed with pregnancy. So I got to wear a size 16 as an adult for a whole 6 months.

Anyway, the belly quickly became my most prominent feature as the rest of me dwindled. Somehow, the fact that I appeared to have a basketball attached to my stomach made people really, really stupid. Of those who I didn't have to offer to break fingers, I often had to tell people that I was up here, and the baby couldn't talk yet. If it hadn't been for my spouse and the then Sheryl Green, now Sundseth, your ex wouldn't have lived to meet you.

[georgiamagnolia]

Ha! The picture of you breaking his fingers makes me giggle, I am such a mean bitch.

It is amazing how many men are turned on by pregnant women, some interesting pheromonal thing happens and these men practically salivate. That ex is a perfect example of the occurance. (at least when I was hanging out with him regularly he found pregnant women enticing, I doubt that has changed)

Or ... NOT

[teal_cuttlefish]

I have a VERY GOOD sense of smell. Can pick up those hormones from pregnancy just fine. Shuts my libido COMPLETELY down, thanks. At least for the pregnant woman. Of course, everybody else then smells irresistibly good by contrast.

~M

Re: Or ... NOT

[georgiamagnolia]

yes, I know that you shut down to that particular incarnation of femininity, but you, my darling, are a rare a wonderful thing.

btw, might have to hide a body, ask me about that later when I am not so pissed and freaked out I want to puke. kthnx.

[teal_cuttlefish]

Oh, and Camryn Manheim's autobiography was "Wake Up, I'm Fat!", so you may still be in the clear on your title.

[georgiamagnolia]

oh, yay me! That was the book I was thinking of, thanks!