For those who don't know, the month of May is the Merry Month of Masturbation (
mmom). Participants join up to write a masturbation story for every day in May. Because there never has been (and still isn't) enough self-love in fic. And it doesn't matter the character, the show, the genre... masturbation is canon. Well, maybe not some bizarre alien races, but for the most part. If they're on your TV, they have engaged in some self-love.
I'm not sure if I'm going to play the long game this year. I don't know if I have 31 fics in me (it would more than double my fic output for the year if I did... and that's assuming I didn't work in one or two original stories. Which, this being 2013, I will definitely be doing some original stories. The girls of Radiation Canary need to self-love a little. Caitlin Priest certainly has to take the edge off. And Squire's Isle may be full of women in committed relationships, but that doesn't mean they don't let their fingers do the walking from time to time.)
So here we go! An unofficial poll. Leave a comment with the character you want to see a
mmom story about and if the muse agrees, I'll do my best to get something together for you. Be sure to choose from the list, because if I don't watches it I can't writes it (okay, that's not true... but it's rarely as fun. ~g~
FIC:
Archer, The Big Bang Theory, Burn Notice, Castle, Community, Defiance, Doctor Who (new school), Go On, The Good Wife, How I Met Your Mother, Leverage, Lost Girl, The Office, Once Upon a Time, Parks and Recreation, Person of Interest, Psych, The Mentalist, Raising Hope, Rizzoli & Isles, Sanctuary, Stargate (SG-1, SGA, SGU), Star Trek (original, TNG, DS9, Reboot), Sherlock (BBC), The Walking Dead, Warehouse 13 (I can fake it ;D)
ORIGINAL:
The Claire Lance series, The Riley Parra series, Radiation Canary, Underdogs (includes Wolf at the Door and Barking Mad characters), Squire's Isle, The WASP and the Honeybee... basically any story I've written, if you want to see one of the characters continued and wanking, let me know. :D
There are also novel and movie series I could potentially write for, but I tremble to try listing them. So just toss them out there and see if any stick. I have not seen and do not enjoy anything relating to Hobbits, so keep that in mind. ;D