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[geofount]

I had to post this. The Worst Fanfic EverNo seriously. If you type "worst fanfic" into google, this story comes up. Apparently its about a 'goth' vampire named Ebony (I think - her name changes) who enters Hogwarts and she hooks up with Draco Malfoy and god knows who else. Voldemort cries tears of blood, Dumbledore yells "Motherfuckers" and the

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[questofdreams]

OH GOD HAHAHAAHAH *falling off of chair* THAT WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS BADFIC IN THE HISTORY OF EVER XDDD

*flails* I just can't stop laughing XDD

[geofount]

Haha I know!! XDDD I spent almost the entire day yesterday reading through it and laughing my ass. It is just so awful. The misspelled character names (even her OWN character), the frightening word choice, no plot whatsoever, the worst OOC writing of any characters anywhere, sex every other chapter (usually passively), the flaming author notes...the list goes on and on. I particularly like in chapter 11 when Loopin is masticating to the video of her in the bathtub. And Dumblydore getting fired because he has raging Alzheimer's XD

You should check out the reviews too. Some are just actually funnier than the story itself.