....I'm going to LA ( Read more... )

I really do love the Florida weather.


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Ann Coulter is a stupid cunt.

The end.

Sex isn't just good, it's good for you!

Seriously, an article well worth the read. Thank Christ my Florida bffer is a nympho like me...

Ok everyone ( Read more... )

Hmm, apparently my cell phone number in the 212 area code is for an escort service. How about that?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY!!!

Come what may, you oldie hawn!!

Happy New Year to all my favorite whores ( Read more... )

So Merry Christmas everyone! I'm sure wherever you are, you didn't have tornado warnings and severe weather like I did. But it's still good so far. I got a pretty decent loot this year, consisting of DVDs, clothes, a nice touch lamp from my sister, and a couple other little gadgets. I didn't get ANY money though (not even gift cards), which is too ( Read more... )

And just like every year, Floridians had problems with voting. Seriously, how hard is it? You pull the lever or you push the button. Voila! Retards. And what's worse, a Republican has been elected governor of Florida once again. Fucking old people. Seriously, Floridians should not be allowed to vote. Or there should be some requirement for the ( Read more... )