Comments | gent00: Been a while, eh?

gent00

Been a while, eh?

Jul 17, 2004 14:54

Man alive, I need to write in this thing more often ( Read more... )

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Chili biscuit head! anonymous July 17 2004, 12:12:36 UTC

Look, turkey, if I told you once, I told y'all a million times, that fat walkin' feather duster is guiltier than Ken Lay. He's trying to ruin me, I'm tellin' ya. I think this is payback for wrappin' my 9-iron around Jethro's head last time I went golfin' with him. I guess he liked the tips too much bein' a caddy. Maybe I shoulda gave him a bigger tip: "STICK TO FLIPPIN' BURGERS AT DUCKY'S DINER!!!!"

But yeah, if things start gettin' a little too irregular around here, I just might call on you and Big Blue to start gettin' ignant in this mother.

And Faulteroy, if y'all readin' this I got three words for you, sucker: SOUTH BEACH DIET!!!!

Damn straight,
The Honorable Frederick J. Smiley

Re: Chili biscuit head! anonymous July 17 2004, 12:16:06 UTC

I smell a libel suit, Mr. Smiley.

-FAB3

Earth scum! gent00 July 17 2004, 12:26:53 UTC

And I smell the third planet from your sun about to be incinerated. It will certainly solve ALL of your problems, puney humans!

And Gentoo, if I ever catch you talking about me behind my back on your stupid LiveJournal again I'm going to blow up all eight of your tentacles and leave a stump for Julius to kick around in his detention chamber!

Now if you'll excuse me I have a Vogon poetry recital ot prepare for! So quit wasting my bandwidth with stupid LiveJournal posts and tentacle rape hentai, Gentoo, or I'm cutting your online privileges to one Earth hour per garugnark!!!!

Krelmac

Re: Chili biscuit head! anonymous July 17 2004, 12:29:00 UTC

Suppose I bend your head around and stick it up your butt and you can smell THAT, turkey!

-FJS