Unlocking the Secret
Anna and I have officially discovered the reason female fantasy characters are incapable of wearing clothes.
Sarah: here's one:
she's wearing almost nothing but kick ass boots
Anna: Well, to be fair, that *is* the most important part...
Sarah: ...that's true
Anna: Umm... maybe the lack of clothing enhances her... magical abilities... yeah, that's it...
Sarah: Yeah, too many clothes hamper her ability to cast.
Anna: The boots are special, though. She can cast in those.
Sarah: Those ENHANCE her powers because they're so kick ass
Sarah:
Anna: I want to know how she keeps that top on...
Sarah: ok, that last link i gave you... I was just looking more closely at it. Is she only wearing half a top?
Anna: Yes.
Sarah: That would be awkward.
Anna: She totally defies the laws of physics. I guess if she's a mage, she can do that.
Sarah: Maybe her bra broke that day... It was a magical casualty. The spell was just too powerful, it blew half her clothes right off.
Anna: Well, wouldn't that be a fun addition to your character stats. Disadvantages: loses her clothes when she casts spells
Sarah: I love how she has a diamond encrusted boob though
Anna: Why aren't my boobs diamond encrusted?
Sarah: I dunno, mine aren't either
Anna: That's sad...
Sarah: I know... poor us.
Sarah: the faces are similar enough that the first one and the half top one could be the same if they had the same skintone, lol
Sarah: especially since the hair is covering the tattoo side of the face on the first one
Anna: Yeah, the dark, mysterious beauty with a naked boob. Evidently, the naked boob is very, very important
Sarah: Maybe that's where she gets her power, and if she covers it up with anything but a lock of her hair, her powers die.
Anna: She's clearly allergic to wearing more than a thong on her bottom, too. She must get chilly in the winter.
Sarah: She probably has a cloak somewhere.
Anna: But wouldn't all her powers dry up if she put on a cloak?
Sarah: No... because, um... it's not like REAL clothes. It still has an open front?
Anna: Oh, you can still see the magical boob. I get it.
Sarah: Exactly
Anna: I always love the Amazon bikinis. "I'm such a fierce warrior, I don't need clothes like lesser mortals! Armour? Bah! Your blades will just be deflected with my taut, firm abs!"
Anna: I'll bet your mage can do that, too. Except with her boob.
Sarah: Totally. Nothing can stand in the way of her amazing, diamond encrusted boob!
Anna: Maybe the diamonds are really like missiles. Magic missiles. "Are you staring at my boob?" "But... it's out there... in the open..." *magic missile attack* After all, if you're going to walk around with your boobs hanging out, you gotta have protection from the lechers.
Sarah: here's one:
she's wearing almost nothing but kick ass boots
Anna: Well, to be fair, that *is* the most important part...
Sarah: ...that's true
Anna: Umm... maybe the lack of clothing enhances her... magical abilities... yeah, that's it...
Sarah: Yeah, too many clothes hamper her ability to cast.
Anna: The boots are special, though. She can cast in those.
Sarah: Those ENHANCE her powers because they're so kick ass
Sarah:
Anna: I want to know how she keeps that top on...
Sarah: ok, that last link i gave you... I was just looking more closely at it. Is she only wearing half a top?
Anna: Yes.
Sarah: That would be awkward.
Anna: She totally defies the laws of physics. I guess if she's a mage, she can do that.
Sarah: Maybe her bra broke that day... It was a magical casualty. The spell was just too powerful, it blew half her clothes right off.
Anna: Well, wouldn't that be a fun addition to your character stats. Disadvantages: loses her clothes when she casts spells
Sarah: I love how she has a diamond encrusted boob though
Anna: Why aren't my boobs diamond encrusted?
Sarah: I dunno, mine aren't either
Anna: That's sad...
Sarah: I know... poor us.
Sarah: the faces are similar enough that the first one and the half top one could be the same if they had the same skintone, lol
Sarah: especially since the hair is covering the tattoo side of the face on the first one
Anna: Yeah, the dark, mysterious beauty with a naked boob. Evidently, the naked boob is very, very important
Sarah: Maybe that's where she gets her power, and if she covers it up with anything but a lock of her hair, her powers die.
Anna: She's clearly allergic to wearing more than a thong on her bottom, too. She must get chilly in the winter.
Sarah: She probably has a cloak somewhere.
Anna: But wouldn't all her powers dry up if she put on a cloak?
Sarah: No... because, um... it's not like REAL clothes. It still has an open front?
Anna: Oh, you can still see the magical boob. I get it.
Sarah: Exactly
Anna: I always love the Amazon bikinis. "I'm such a fierce warrior, I don't need clothes like lesser mortals! Armour? Bah! Your blades will just be deflected with my taut, firm abs!"
Anna: I'll bet your mage can do that, too. Except with her boob.
Sarah: Totally. Nothing can stand in the way of her amazing, diamond encrusted boob!
Anna: Maybe the diamonds are really like missiles. Magic missiles. "Are you staring at my boob?" "But... it's out there... in the open..." *magic missile attack* After all, if you're going to walk around with your boobs hanging out, you gotta have protection from the lechers.