Convictions

Jul 20, 2004 19:54

Well, it's been about 3 weeks since I got my speeding ticket (note: 10mph over the speed limit in the fast lane). The San Diego Superior Court has finally sent me a courtesy notice informing me of my options. The charge is $113 which is much less than I expected. Now I just have to take a few hours of traffic school. It should only take one day, ( Read more... )

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Oh my Warren! What a thing to say. deathinanalley July 21 2004, 05:20:42 UTC
REally, if you are having such a problem, come and see me and I will help you. There are many ways that I can help you if you are having these kinds of problems Warren, REALLY!

-Yours Truly,

Evan Alexie

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Re: Oh my Warren! What a thing to say. deathinanalley July 21 2004, 17:07:41 UTC
because, I AM THE MAN WITH THE ANSWERS AND THE PLAN! MwaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa - yes yes.

-[lizard]-

-Le Luxe Lezard,

Evan Alexie

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Re: Oh my Warren! What a thing to say. genkineko July 21 2004, 18:45:17 UTC
I'm sorry Evan, but I just can't let you impregnate me with alien spawn. I wish you all the best in that endeavor, but I'm not quite that desperate yet.

Warren

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Re: Oh my Warren! What a thing to say. deathinanalley July 21 2004, 19:56:54 UTC
Oh no, not at all. I was not referring to my little joke of this last Friday, but to any advice or aid that I might be able to render you in your search/endeavor for a suitable female accompaniment or mate or whatever you choose to call it. I would most definitely like to help you Warren as you are one of my oldest friends even though we don't get to spend to much time together and all that. I am putting myself at your disposal for any help that you want.(also, on a side note, saying that if you don't get a girl sodomy is the next option of all things even if only in jest which I assume that is, is like saying that you are desperate which even if it is or might be common knowledge, is not a good thing to advertise while in pursuit of a girl)I have a plan worked out to help you a great deal already, a serious plan not one of my practical jokes either! If you want to get a girl and feel better about yourself and all that, I'll talk to you on Friday and if you don't contact me, I'll talk to you anyway.

-Your Friend Always,

Evan

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