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[gengaoru]

I always wonder, who the hell makes up these bizarre, unpleasant sex acts like donkey punch and dirty sanchez? Does anyone actually perform them? Or do they just like making them up because they're mentally 10 years old? LOLZ WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF YOU TOOK POOP AND SEX, THE TWO NAUGHTIEST THINGS EVAR, AND PUT THEM TOGETHER

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[fehriku]

The vast majority of women (and men, I'd imagine) don't like that, but there are some extremes out there, yeah? The issue is that if someone is genuinely into that sort of pain and humiliation, they and their childhood are fucked up like WHOA.

[gengaoru]

Well, I'm sure there are a few people who are into shit like that, but I guarantee that most people who come up with ideas like that don't actually ever carry them out, they're just trying to be funny. People who are that into pain and humiliation don't need cute little urbandictionary.com sex moves that frat boys came up with to get it.

Personally, I wouldn't find the lasagna humiliating so much as angering. And that's a great way to get a yeast infection, which is so not sexy.

[fehriku]

Yeah. Except it's NOT funny. It's offensive and misogynistic and when people (namely guys) say stuff like that around me, I tell them I'll do it if they're willing to as well. That usually shuts them up pretty fast. :D

Psh. Yeast infections = hot. Rly.

[gengaoru]

Yeah, notice how I said TRYING to be funny XD Honestly, I've heard so much more offensive crap that it just strikes me as idiotic and kind of pathetic. If you're going to try to be disgusting, at least involve dismemberment or something a little more shocking.

Yeast infections are sexy because you can then use the vagina to brew wine and drink from it like a chalice in some dark pagan ritual.

Oh wait, that's not the same species of yeast, is it?