And now for another edition of j-rock dreams, featuring Squirtle!

[gengaoru]

I had a vaguely awesome dream last night... I was at some weird event type thing and Kaoru was there and shirtless, and I was trying to look at his tattoos. It was all cute monster type shit as usual, but then I looked closer and went, "Hey that looks kind of like kakuna... wait... IT IS KAKUNA!" Then I realized he had pokemon tattoos all over his

Comments

[gengaoru]

Aw cmon you know you love the psyduck. And his power-inducing headaches. He's cute in a useless sort of way. It could be worse, it could've been magikarp!

[fehriku]

BET IT'S TRUE.

[gengaoru]

LET'S ASK HIM

We'll be all HEY KAORU, CAN YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT? and he'll be all HELLO LADIES and we'll be like WE WANT TO SEE IF YOU HAVE A POKEMON TATTOO and he'll be all >:[

It'll be awesome.

[fehriku]

Bet he and Kyo have matching ones. Like, Kaoru's got a Charmander tramp stamp and Kyo's got some hardcore b&w portrait of a Charizard on his inner thigh and they got them together and held each other's hands and when Toshiya made fun of them for being gay, they defended themselves by pointing out that they're not the ones with leopard-print around their dicks (which made Die really insecure because it was Kaoru's idea in the first place, the bitch).

[gengaoru]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww Kaoru x Kyo

also Die and Toshiya should definitely know better than to listen to Kaoru about tattoo ideas, I mean honestly, he looks like he hired Tim Burton to do the designs for his.