Does the projectile vomiting come before or after you gnaw on the lead pipe to destroy your teeth? Or does that happen at the furry convention you go to with a Kisaki cosplayer?
It's too bad I don't go to cons because I'd love to see someone do that in person so I could lol at them. Fucker may as well buy one of those shitty neon inflatable guitars you can get from carnivals, for all this thing resembles a real guitar, let alone Die's in particular.
That's pretty hilarious, but it could be worse... if I ever saw a cosplayer lugging around one of those official signature guitars Die endorses I would lol so hard I'd bust an organ. Biggest waste of money ever? I THINK SO.
Are there any fansubs of Rainbow Romance? I'd love to watch it for realz but I don't know Korean :[
ooh i got an idea! but it only works if you ignore how chemistry and stuff works... D: well... actually... can you BURN duct tape? cuz if so, you can lug it with you and use it as a mode of life saving if you get caught in the forest that is somehow devoid of wood or plants! :D:D:D:D ...right?
A real guitar would burn longer, plus you could do a BITCHIN' guitar solo while it was on fire and maybe you'd get signed to a label if there were any record execs wandering around the forest, looking for the next big hair metal act.
You MIGHT be able to use the duct tape guitar as napalm if combined with gasoline, though. I forget what the recipe for napalm is, but if duct tape can solve any problem, I'm sure there's some way to get it to turn into napalm. Which would be pretty bitchin rad, possibly even more so than a solo on a flaming guitar.
Haha, that thing looks hilarious. Honestly? I could come up with a stupid idea like that too. Like that time when we decided to form little Dirus from Fimo (this certain plasticine that becomes hard when baking in the oven). But really, who would buy something like that? It's something you do with your friends when you're drunk and in fangirl mood and everytime you look at it, you remember the evening and laugh your ass off XD
Yeah, and I bet your silly little fimo figures were both cuter and less time-consuming than this dumb guitar thing. And yeah, at least you had the good sense to know that you couldn't auction the things off on ebay without looking like a tool XD Fangirly craft projects are one thing, but when you actually start thinking of them as serious works of art that makes you a total dork. I remember seeing a velvet painting of Die on ebay once, you have no idea how hard I laughed. If there's any fanbase Dir en grey fans don't need to attempt to be more like, it's Elvis's!
Haha, I love the comparison to Elvis fans *lol. But honestly, isn't it frightening sometimes how much money people spend on ... well ... crap?
Trust me, I would never even come close to getting the idea of selling anything I made myself. That would be way too embarrassing.
On the other hand, if people buy it? Hmm, maybe we should make a factory. Like those women in a small town (I think it was England, but I'm not sure) who are knitting s&m clothes, cock-warmers and all that stuff with scratchy wool, 'cause the guys get a kick out of that.
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That's when I projectile vomit on them and say I was cosplaying Kyo just then.
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also.
HEECHUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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and yes, heechul ftw
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basically that entire show ftw. Fishie BoRa ftw!!!
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Are there any fansubs of Rainbow Romance? I'd love to watch it for realz but I don't know Korean :[
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you ignore how chemistry and stuff works...
D: well... actually... can you BURN duct tape?
cuz if so, you can lug it with you and use it as
a mode of life saving if you get caught in the
forest that is somehow devoid of wood or plants!
:D:D:D:D ...right?
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You MIGHT be able to use the duct tape guitar as napalm if combined with gasoline, though. I forget what the recipe for napalm is, but if duct tape can solve any problem, I'm sure there's some way to get it to turn into napalm. Which would be pretty bitchin rad, possibly even more so than a solo on a flaming guitar.
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lol wut
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Trust me, I would never even come close to getting the idea of selling anything I made myself. That would be way too embarrassing.
On the other hand, if people buy it? Hmm, maybe we should make a factory. Like those women in a small town (I think it was England, but I'm not sure) who are knitting s&m clothes, cock-warmers and all that stuff with scratchy wool, 'cause the guys get a kick out of that.
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