maH loS - Get Off My Lawn

[general_chang]

Ugh. More humans.

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[who_this_is]

They are unworthy.

But do have porn...

[general_chang]

That. Is irrelevant.

[who_this_is]

It is enjoyable.

[general_chang]

No.

[goldn_boy]

Excuse me? What are you doing on this channel?

[general_chang]

I'm hacking into the Enterprise computers, Kirk! Simply continue to speak, I shall have the virus uploaded to your system momentarily.

[goldn_boy]

Uhura, check transmissions from any Klingon vessel in the vicinity. Fine, any vessel. At all. Subspace signals? Nothing?

[sigh]

You speak very familiarly, sir. Identify yourself.

[general_chang]

Just the man you killed, Kirk, that's all.

[scruffynerdhrdr]

Oh, Lord, my Klingon's a little rusty, but--

[He clears his throat.]

Um, qaStaH nuq?

... jIH 'oH QoS vaD wIj qab tlhIngan Hol.

[general_chang]

Perhaps if you weren't human.

What do you want?

Aaand he is now incredibly relieved to be speaking English again.

[scruffynerdhrdr]

N-nothing. No. Nothing.

It's just I don't get to meet a lot of Klingons unless it's Comic-Con season, and my college roommate and I used to speak the language together, and...

Yeah, so, hi. I'm Chuck. Nice to meet you.

Re: Aaand he is now incredibly relieved to be speaking English again.

[general_chang]

Chang.

[cursethespring]

I'm not human.

[general_chang]

Congratulations.

[cursethespring]

Do I get a cookie?

...or an army of hermaphroditic handhermaphrodites?

[general_chang]

I am not a Hermat. [That's totally a species FYI] I'm a Klingon.