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[gekidaze]

So my birthday's next Saturday and I am fucking excited. Sharks! Motherfucking shark divin!  I been on a lotta dives, but not cage divin. Heh, finally get to go!

Prolly gonna be seein elephant sharks. Fuckers are huge! 10 meters! SO cool!

And here's me thinkin my birthday was gonna suck ass couplea weeks ago.

And why the fuck are there hearts on

Comments

[justmedesu]

I most certainly didn't. I haven't gone anywhere near the bottle desu.

[gekidaze]

You scared of a bottle, Dan?

[justmedesu]

Hmm... yes?

[gekidaze]

Why? Ain't gonna bitecha.

[concerto_no5]

Um for your birthday would you like to eat with me, if you want?

[gekidaze]

Hell yeah! That'd be great!

[clio_erato]

Shark diving? Try not to get eaten while you're having your fun.

[gaku_nii_chan]

I'll make sure he stays in the cage. It'll be hard though. Knowing him, he'd climb out and swim with them. I'm glad he's excited.

[clio_erato]

*chuckles* Take someone who's actually bigger than he is. That might help.

[gaku_nii_chan]

Think I can't handle him? I can, or at least I hope I can. Feel like joining us?

[gaku_nii_chan]

So...I picked a good birthday present? I wanted to get you something you'd like. Figured this was good. Just one thing...you have to stay in the cage!

[gekidaze]

Fucking AWESOME birthday present! Fucking elephant sharks!!

Heh, no promises. Elephant sharks ain't after human flesh.

[gaku_nii_chan]

Dude! calm down. still have to wait a bit.

I know they aren't into human flesh, but we'll get in shit if you get out of the cage. Then my ass is going to be kicked and fuck, I don't want that.

[gekidaze]

I ain't gettin out of the cage, Gakuto! Even if I wanted to, I can't. They lock it from the top, and it's a damn strong one.

Wonder what one of those puppies would look like inside.

[sleepstudies]

Do elephant sharks have big noses like elephant seals? Cuz I keep imagining they do.

Someone did what??

[gekidaze]

Yeah! They got huge noses! Like this. That's like...most common shark round Japan. And I ain't gone cage divin for 'em yet.

Someone drew hearts on the bottle's tits! And it ain't Dan, and I know it ain't Kamio, so that leaves you.

[sleepstudies]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S AWESOME!!! BEST SHARK EVER!!!!!

It wasn't me!!

[justmedesu]

Well, who else could it be?