Another Cat's Birthday Fic

[gehayi]

The Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III is now closed, and for the next twenty-four hours, there is an open challenge.

I picked one of the unused prompts. I swear, only I could turn a prompt for a threesome fic into a gen piece.

Anyway, here it is.

Recipient: cheshyre
Prompt: Draco/Fred/George: testing Weasley Wheezes, forced feminization a plus
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Comments

[gehayi]

You're welcome!

The Weasley twins are dangerous, I swear.

The warthog bit came from deleterius. Recently someone said that she was tired of seeing ultra-cool animals as Animagus forms, and why couldn't someone turn into a warthog or something for a change? So that's why Draco is a warthog.

[gehayi]

The other day, someone over at mctabby's LJ suggested the following:

Rabbit Animagus! Lucius living in the Forbidden Forest after escaping from Azkaban...and being romanced by Bunnicula.

If I knew anything about Bunnicula, I would SO write that.

[hekatelesedi]

::GLOMP::

You're a bloody genius. I can totally see that! Fred and George are two dangerous blokes. I pray I never get on their bad side.

And Malfoy as a female warthog? Priceless. And it proves how intelligent those two are, that they'd be able to concoct the whole bargain with Malfoy without a single thought.

[gehayi]

I never wrote them before, but they were great fun to write. And clearly they should be the generals for the Order. The DEs would never even have a chance.

And yes, the twins are frighteningly intelligent. And ambitious. And devious. I wonder why the Hat didn't put them in Slytherin?

I don't think I've ever done such a silly story before, but it was a lot of fun. I'm so glad you liked it!

[hekatelesedi]

::bows::

[lazy_neutrino]

Oh God, that's hysterical. You should write Fred and George more often.

[gehayi]

I never wrote the twins before. They were a lot of fun, though.

Wish I had a title for this, though.

[mysid]

Ooh--love scary-angry twins. Excellent fic.

[gehayi]

Thanks! I'm delighted that you liked it!