42 - [Katekyo Hitman Reborn] mercenary not for sale.

[gefenia]

Rating: Gen
Fandom: Katekiyo Hitman Reborn, crossover with DOGS: Bullets & Carnage.
Characters: Badou, Haine, Mammon; mentions of others
Summary: A day in the life of Recruitment Officer Mammon.
Notes: Many thanks to McDonald's and Wendy's. Idek how the hell I wrote this. It was supposed to be a part of my other wip fic, but it took a life of its

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[mytwopaws]

I don't think I ever laughed this much on a fanfiction. Holy wow.

-- there was an infant sitting on the cover of his toilet, feet swinging over the edge, looking perfectly serious, with a frog on his head.
I will never look at Mammon the same way again. Oh god, Badou giving him cookies.

Even Leviathan has a better stash.
... Thank you for those mental images.

Haine frowned. "Some guy with a mohawk came up to me and wanted to recruit me, but I think I drove him away by shooting at him 'cause he kept trying to fucking molest me."
Oh please write this scene. Please write something more about this. ILU.

You're amazing.

[rainxlikexstars]

-rereading this- I think I mostly just wanna comment on the fact that OMG. MAMMON'S A MENTAL FINANCIAL CALCULATOR. I shall lug him around with me wherever I go and make sure to keep him well fed. Thank you.