MY COMPUTER IS FIXED!!!!! :D

In thirty minutes, Jeroen Smitty will be declared dead. My apartment will explode, and an exact copy of me will be found dead in my living room. In every sense, I will be dead to the world ( Read more... )

[Filtered to Acacia]

Uhh... I have a q-question for you. You know this k-kind of stuff. How am I supposed to act on a d-date?

It's not looking good. The stars all call out to the earth. "Rid yourself of the burden. They are sucking the life from you." The earth cries back. "I try. I try, and I fail. I shake myself, and still they live. I flood myself, and still they live. I am choking on their fumes, and soon I will harbor no life ( Read more... )

[Filter: Klingon]

Today is a good day to die!

I wonder if anyone can actually read this?