Sadly, my purchase order for a block and tackle, several old upright pianos, some napalm, and some badgers? Was turned down. Apparently, crushing my enemies, while not strictly outside work's mission statement, has some pesky minor legal issues involved with it.
I think it was the badgers that sent you over the line there. Did you have someone on set to monitor the treatment of the badgers? No? That might've done you in.
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Sadly, my purchase order for a block and tackle, several old upright pianos, some napalm, and some badgers? Was turned down. Apparently, crushing my enemies, while not strictly outside work's mission statement, has some pesky minor legal issues involved with it.
So, no crushing. So sad.
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No crushing? I'm...crushed. Or something.
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You can probably edit the html and change it to something else you know...
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