Comments | gearjock: Dear Miss California,

gearjock

Dear Miss California,

Apr 21, 2009 15:05

You didn't win because you lack tact and political skills darlin...

Oh and because your milkshake didn't bring all the boys to the yard.

I COULD teach you.....

But I'd have to charge.....

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pretzelcoatl April 21 2009, 20:07:43 UTC

And such as.

gearjock April 21 2009, 20:08:34 UTC

sonicwylde April 21 2009, 21:08:44 UTC

okay, I need to smack for you getting that stuck in my head DAMN IT>

gearjock April 21 2009, 21:20:44 UTC

Damn right it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you,
but I'd have to charge.

sonicwylde April 22 2009, 03:00:53 UTC

Bitch please... I would pwn you in seconds.

randomcub April 21 2009, 22:25:21 UTC

I heard you were cheap and had last-year skilz.

But you could convince me otherwise. . . .

gearjock April 21 2009, 22:27:12 UTC

*starts the motorized tongue*

randomcub April 21 2009, 22:28:25 UTC

*makes notes*

Mmhmm. . .

dillboy April 22 2009, 02:40:19 UTC

Hot damn ... "Endless Luv!" My ass is twitching just thinkin' about it. LOL

popebuck1 April 22 2009, 18:15:54 UTC

Something tells me Ms. Prejean is going to have a lot of trouble getting a gay stylist to do his "best work" for the next several years...