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[gay_4_boss]

Oh my have things gotten dull around here lately!

And because I need someone to warm me up on those cold, lonely nights~

Comments

[ex_janvalent852]

Hey, you interested in havin a Hello AK-47?

[gay_4_boss]

Well, that is cute~

Do you want a new roommate? ♥

[ex_janvalent852]

Nah, I'm good.

If you like the gun, can have it.

[gay_4_boss]

So generous ♥ ! But I don't use guns to fight. I like to do it up close and personal. It's more intimate that way.

[fruits_ponchi]

...Absolutely not.

[gay_4_boss]

Are you interested? Too bad you're not my type~ But I'm sure we can work something out ♥ !

[fruits_ponchi]

No.

[gay_4_boss]

We'll cut your hair and put you in some nice leather~ You'll feel like a brand new woman!

[thunderwitch]

Oooh?

[gay_4_boss]

I don't suppose you have any extras, you're willing to let me live with~ ?

[thunderwitch]

All my pets already have roommates~

[gay_4_boss]

How unfortunate~! It hasn't been quite the same since my old one left, and all my new ones just keep dying whenever I get excited ♥

[white_anemone]

...

[gay_4_boss]

Is this you offering~? It would be fun ♥

[white_anemone]

I think I'll pass. I just... what?

[gay_4_boss]

But you're so cute, and you remind me so much of my ex-roommate~ He was quite interesting. I miss him and his tacky hair ♥

[rubberlike]

YOU CAN SPARKLE TOO?!

[gay_4_boss]

OF COURSE!! Are you looking for a place to stay~ ? Not that you're my type at all ...too rubbery.

[rubberlike]

Nope! Not interested.

[gay_4_boss]

Such a shame. I would have enjoyed breaking you.