Comments | gauntlet_rpg: ☆ first star ☆

herotastic in gauntlet_rpg

☆ first star ☆

Mar 17, 2010 16:34

First things first, right? Okay, so, everyone can just relax, because

( THE HERO HAS ARRIVED! )

america (alfred f. jones) [ou]

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cosmic_engineer March 17 2010, 10:26:03 UTC

[in a perfect British RP Gallifreyan accent;]

Do be quiet.

herotastic March 17 2010, 11:15:19 UTC

[YOU SOUND BRITISH TO HIM and it's not like he can tell the difference between most accents anyway.]

You can't silence me, British scum! I'm the United States of America!

cosmic_engineer March 17 2010, 23:41:54 UTC

[>/]

I am not British.

herotastic March 18 2010, 05:26:45 UTC

Yeah, that's what that other guy said, but trust me, I know British when I hear it. It's so lame. No offence to you guys or anything, it's just that England's a stupid jerk.

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omega_alien March 17 2010, 13:40:22 UTC

[OH HEY THERE'S AN EQUALLY LOUD ALIEN THING'S FACE POPPING UP IN YOUR SPHERE.]

COME ON, MAN! I'M TRYING TO RECOVER FROM MY FIRST ICE CREAM HEADACHE HERE!

herotastic March 18 2010, 05:40:31 UTC

[OMFG AN ACTUAL ALIEN-LOOKING ALIEN SO COOL]

I'M SORRY THAT OUR FOOD IS STRANGE AND FOREIGN TO YOU BUT IT'S AWESOME ESPECIALLY ICE CREAM AND BURGERS SO YOU SHOULD ENJOY IT ALL!! Except for Borscht because that's gross.

[1/2] omega_alien March 18 2010, 14:23:52 UTC

OH YES, I'M DEFINITELY TRYING IT ALL!

[2/2] omega_alien March 18 2010, 14:25:05 UTC

Once my...head stops hurting. Ow.

And what the heck is Borscht?

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seethedead March 17 2010, 15:08:54 UTC

Well, that's quite an entry~

herotastic March 17 2010, 20:16:32 UTC

I know, right? I bet it's the coolest introduction ever! I'm really good at entrances!

seethedead March 18 2010, 01:38:34 UTC

You did leave out something, though.

herotastic March 18 2010, 05:30:19 UTC

No way! What?! Did I not sound cool enough?! No, that's impossible!!

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chosenwielder March 17 2010, 18:09:41 UTC

A hero, huh? And just what kind of hero?

herotastic March 17 2010, 20:13:06 UTC

The awesome kind!

chosenwielder March 18 2010, 03:27:35 UTC

So what can you do?

[1/3] herotastic March 18 2010, 05:27:53 UTC

I can--

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LOL CRACK .... LOL. seymourelf March 17 2010, 21:16:00 UTC

[Visibly winces, is obviously irritated about the sheer volume of flashy that just unended itself on his sphere.]

Welcome, hero.

AMERICA IS THE SHIP'S OFFICIAL COMEDY RELIEF herotastic March 18 2010, 05:37:01 UTC

Thanks! I bet you guys are really happy to have someone as cool as me to hang out with you and protect you!!

I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THIS, CONSIDERING seymourelf March 18 2010, 22:02:15 UTC

It is a great consolation.

However you remind me to be concerned, as well: what are you protecting us from?

fffff :'D herotastic March 21 2010, 07:14:47 UTC

Everything!