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Pants Piddling Event - aka Monday at it's finest!

Mar 07, 2011 12:11

I just had to share this. It is probably the most hardcore Monday fail-wins since well...I don't even KNOW when.

For the first time in a long time I have a Monday off from work. Cue to me last night going: SWEET. I AM GOING TO SLEEP IN TILL THE AFTERNOON!!!!!!! (The best way to deal with a Monday in my book. And also, since I only get one or two ( Read more... )

best thing evar. epic win!, holy crap!, monday fail, might have peed myself a little bit

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luveskane March 7 2011, 21:16:15 UTC

Oh wow!! So glad Brutus decided he liked you LOL. That could have been very very bad.

gategurl March 7 2011, 21:18:42 UTC

Me too, that dog was SUPER BAMF. I would have been totally screwed. However, it was actually remarkably hilarious once the urge to piddle myself ceased. Brutus was just so happy, and affectionate! HA! Not to mention his owner was a total DISH.

Mondays can apparently be awesome!

luveskane March 7 2011, 23:43:03 UTC

Ha yeah, once the fear subsided I think I would have found it hilarious too lol.. Ohh bonus on the guy being a dish ;) did ya get his number, ya know so you can play with Brutus some more? *g*

Yes, I usually enjoy Mondays because I get the house to myself and am able to get it all put back together again LOL

gategurl March 8 2011, 00:57:15 UTC

HA. I wish. He had a wedding ring. Besides, I doubt my BF would be greatly amused. A girl can dream however.

Though, I totally wouldn't be apposed to becoming Brutus' bff. What a handsome boy!

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1_rhiannon_1 March 7 2011, 21:22:07 UTC

OMG I am laughing SO HARD right now! That was an EPIC story and you told it so well! I'm sitting here at my desk, trying to laugh quietly and terrified that I'm going to snort just any second now. A++ - would LOL again :D

Also, I'm glad Brutus was after you to lcik rather than maim. I love dogs too but if I see a 200+ pound ANY kinda dog racing after me, I'm going to have a heart attack on the spot. Then it'll be a moot point anyway.

gategurl March 7 2011, 21:26:57 UTC

*snort* Glad I could amuse! It was really was kind of funny. I am still picking pine needles out of my hair actually and there are a few spots on my running gear that look suspiciously like dog drool. :D

Yeah. That sight was INTENSE. I was seriously thinking, damn, I hope they have internet up in heaven, cause otherwise, this is going to SUCK. :D

1_rhiannon_1 March 8 2011, 13:55:33 UTC

I know right? If there's no internet in heaven, I'm not sure I really want to go.

Your posts so amuse me - I love it! Seriously though, I'm SO glad it went that way. If that dog had been angry, it could've gone bad in a hurry :S

gategurl March 8 2011, 18:12:31 UTC

Hee, thanks darlin'. But yeah, it definitely could have gone an entirely different way. And then that would have tots sucked. HAH.

calcitrix March 7 2011, 22:03:32 UTC

OMG best Monday story ever! I could picture it all, and you've totally made me bray like a donkey into my office space. :)

gategurl March 7 2011, 22:10:15 UTC

Hee! Glad you enjoyed. Donkey braying is tots acceptable in this regard!

atxstnic March 7 2011, 23:06:30 UTC

Boy! When Brutus decides he likes someone, he really goes for it. :D Glad that guy is giving him a chance. Most people shy away from adopting "damaged" dogs. I've adopted a couple of broken dogs. (Hence the Saint part of my SN)

On the plus side, you got your heart rate up without having to try.

gategurl March 7 2011, 23:11:31 UTC

HAW! No kidding. It was practically heart failure! HEE!

Indeed, I totally agree. Apparently while Brutus is not a good 'people dog' (myself excluded obvs) he has bonded quite spectacularly with his owner. He just wouldn't give up on him. It was interesting to talk to him and hear how he eventually won over the big pup.

I have a lot of respect for people like yourself and him. You go into the situation knowing it is likely to be a rough road, but you persevere regardless because you have big hearts. Pretty much like the Patron Saints of Abused/Abandoned/etc puppy dogs.

Regardless of the soreness and the near need for a change of undies I chalk today up as a win. Mondays are rarely this interesting! :D

murphstheman March 8 2011, 03:24:37 UTC

started reading and was "OH crap" this is not going to end good....the more I read the more I giggled...then outright laughed...I would have peed myself right then and there before I froze...so glad it turned out alright for you and you made a new friend. love rescue animals, all they want is for someone to love them unconditionally...have a rescue chihuahua..she's the best and I wouldn't give her up for nothing:D

gategurl March 8 2011, 03:35:27 UTC

HAHA! It was funny wasn't it. Honestly I wish someone had gotten a video of us both going arse over tea kettle down into the gully, that would have been HILARIOUS to watch.

Awww, she sounds so cute. Unconditional love is the best isn't it?