It's Crazy!Dave Day!
Happy Crazy!Dave Day!
Crazy!Dave may show up at your front door wanting to buy your house and he'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
Crazy!Dave likes to ride around the neighborhood on his bike and it's not because he's part of the Neighborhood Crime Watch, he's probably staking out his next victim.
If Crazy!Dave has a sudden outburst of anger, it's probably because he needs to take his meds.
Crazy!Dave may steal your husband/boyfriend and form a neighborhood garage band. He says he plays the drums, but his hidden talent is playing the harmonica.
Crazy!Dave loves to throw surprise birthday parties. He'll even bring the cake.
If you come home and find your furniture and personal items rearranged, it was probably Crazy!Dave playing a game of cat and mouse.
When Crazy!Dave smiles like the Cheshire Cat, you know he's plotting your demise. Note: Dr. Heller did not read this.
If your cat goes missing, just apologize to Crazy!Dave's wife and your cat will suddenly reappear as if nothing happened.
If Crazy!Dave says he likes you, really likes you...RUN!
Crazy!Dave + storage room = doom
If a local bar goes up in flames, he'll blame your son.
If you see a powdery-residue around Dave's mouth, he was probably licking his empty prescription bottles.
If you see Dave walking down the street with suitcases in hand, he's not going to speak at a motivational conference - he's just one step closer to getting revenge.
If Dave is watching you kiss your girl from a window, he's just making sure he has the right victim.
If Dave suggests a camping trip: DON'T GO!