[Kibum] The Art of Deceptive Annoyance

[genisaurion]

Title: The Art of Deceptive Annoyance
Pairing: Kibum centric... possible Kibum pairing at the end
Rating: PG13
Summary: Kibum is pestered with advice. Annoyed Kibum is annoyed.
Notes: Possible stereotypes exploited. Also guys, if you have the time, can you read this post too? Thanks so much.

Comments

[genisaurion]

spot for ricetard even though the kiry here is minimal

[kingdra]

lol you

[kingdra]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

But before Kibum can comment further, Heechul turns heel - wait, was he actually wearing six-inch heels, or had that just been his imagine - and begins to sing English songs with mediocre pronunciation at obnoxiously high pitches.
the images. THE IMAGES.

Everyone gathers around the computer screen excitedly, hopes high - but all Han Geng says is "Kibum, do 5jib with your hyungs" before ending the video call short.
gege waylt

"I don't feel like rapping anymore," is all he says before reaching into the fridge, grabbing an apple or three, and leaving Kibum in the silence of the kitchen.
YESSS I NEED KIBUM RAPPING IN MY LIFE
lol three apples shindong ilu

YAY SUNGMIN AND TOOTHBRUSHES you really should have made it a spoon YAY KEYBOARD SMASH TALK

kangin ;_;

"Ddangkoma will be very upset if he doesn't see you on stage,"
YESUNG WAYLT OMG

DONGHAE EMOTICONS YAY

"Start acting like you're a member of Super Junior!" he exclaims, shaking the dress in front of his face. "Otherwise, I'll make

[genisaurion]

LADY HEE HEE MUCH :D :D

Oh right, I forgot Han Geng was Chinese oTL the term ge ge never really stuck for me, oops T_T

I WAS VERY PROUD OF SHINDONG'S EXCERPT OKAY :D

...is spoon/sungmin an alice otp or like, commonly known.

Sadly, I actually did the Donghae's emoticon speak in my sichul fic, but I think that's pretty much never going to see the light of day...

You're totes the only person who's happy for the kiry btw :D

[kstaaa]

LOL OMG I LOVE THIS.

Kibum is taking a shower when Sungmin enters the bathroom and begins brushing his teeth.

"Ffnsabjfbgsafgtsagdgbska" is what it sounds like Sungmin is saying, but Kibum knows what he's actually saying is "5jib will be lonely without you."

this made me snort/laugh so embarrassingly ide.

OTL at the stereotype Yesung being bffl's with his turtles lmao.

ANYWAYS, agreed. We need Kibum in 5jib. HE GOT TWITTER, IT IS A SIGN >.> I mean really, why would he get it if not for ELF to bombard him with "we need you, I miss you, come back" tweets. GOD, HONESTLY.

[genisaurion]

STEREOTYPES WARNING IN THE, erm, warnings/notes section soooooooo

But THIS comment, I am in complete agreement, especially the end. I mean come on. :D :D :D

[penipenpen]

Woah. I didn't see a HenBum coming. LOL. coz yeah, i'm silently praying for kihae. -mywishfulthinking

THIS IS SO EFFING BRILLIANT. Poor Kibum.. He has to be bothered and guilty just so Henry can date him. LMAO.

5th must come to life.. with KIBUM. :|

[genisaurion]

ITS OKAY Kihae is my OTP.... but I was asked to write Kiry, soooooo

We can go delusional over pretending it was supposed to be Kihae until Henry interfered together

And yes, Kibum really should. I need more Kibum in my life

[penipenpen]

i see fail html code

I shall do that then. I'll re-read this and substitute henry with Hae. HOHOHO~
OMG Same OTP as mine. I shall start stalking you then. LMAO. :DDD

WE ALL NEED KIBUM IN OUR LIVES. /CRIES

[genisaurion]

Hey now, I don't see HTML code... perhaps I am just the one who failed then XD

I want my Kibum back and fffff he just tweeted pictures and dsfnaslkfas;fa come back to meeeeeee

[genisaurion]

It COULD be Kihae... and just some forced Kiry :D
...though that could be my OTP bias speaking OTL

[genisaurion]

Henry....Kihae's son....I can actually see it...

but it makes kiry incestuous and I'd rather not D:

Hehe thanks ^^