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[gasoline15]

Well there goes 95 dollars to the wind. Oh god I hope this works. I have a good feeling about the site and I can't find any negative feedback for it online. I hope hope hope the letter doesn't come open on the way. It was a very old envelope. ahhg

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[pookykabuki]

Goodness gracious, what is all this about $95 and websites and envelopes. I WILL NOT LET YOU BE A MAIL ORDER BRIDE unless he's a billionaire, in which case you can really do whatever you want.

Cars freak me out, but you can drive me around in your shy car anytime.

Come socialize with me.

[pookykabuki]

She's buying stem cells from Cambodia so she can grow a replica Beardy that obeys her every command.

P.S. Megh, seriously, get Lurleen to the gynaecologist's for her pap smear.