I should recieve the clutz of the year award

[garrett_cain]

I just finished holding court, took my robe off, tripped over it and broke my arm. So, I'm here at the hospital waiting for Mason to set my arm. And it's my right arm.

Honestly, I can't stop laughing at myself, or it could be from the drugs Mason gave me. Add this to my long list of injuries.

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[wyattjcain]

I shouldn't be laughing, but how many style points did you earn?

[heartof_thezone]

OH.

Um... well... speaking of broken arms, then... Remember that guy who's arm I broke? The one who put me in jail. So, I just found out that I have to sit at the same table as him, at the meeting, next week.

Should be FUN.

[garrett_cain]

Oh, now don't act all surprised that you didn't know what the effect would be. It doesn't take much to get a man's blood rushing from one part of his body to another.

Ha! Oh, can I go as a special emissary? Please?

[heartof_thezone]

Oh, I was going for the effect. Just didn't expect nurses. Too used to only having to deal with Chapel. She knows better than to make her staff deal with me.

No, but you can go as my PD. Protect his face from the detail of my fist.

[garrett_cain]

I brought up the nurse because she just left telling me the orthopedist read my x-ray and he'll be here soon to set my arm, and she wanted to know if I needed more meds, and she wanted to make sure I was comfortable, and wanted to know when I last drank alcohol because it could affect the pain meds or something.

I can go as your PD.

[heartof_thezone]

They haven't set your arm yet? Wow.. sometimes I forget what hospitals were like, back when I was a spring chicken.

Of course, I'd have probably just reset it, myself, then told Chapel about it a week from now......

My hero. ♥

[garrett_cain]

The orthopedist is in surgery, so I had to wait for the on-call orthopedist to arrive. Mason insisted on having a specialist look at my arm. So, I'm here getting doped up. It's all good.

I'll always be there to protect you, well, until I can't get out of bed.

[heartof_thezone]

As long as they don't over-dope you. We don't need anymore medicated rifts in this family.

And that's when I'll be protecting you. And torturing your drive shaft.

Sorry. Couldn't stop myself.

[garrett_cain]

I did tell them about me being a repeat recovering Vapor addict. So, that should hit the gossip column tomorrow.

There you go again.

[heartof_thezone]

Eh, I wouldn't worry too much. Andy and I gave some folks quite a show, yesterday. On purpose, of course.

Your brother may not speak to me for a while, though.

It's a sickness. El will be proud it's coming out. I mean... DAMN.

[garrett_cain]

Damn, I missed it!

Oh, wait, I mean, shame on you.

[heartof_thezone]

I'm going to give myself a Time Out.

[garrett_cain]

And no cookies.

[heartof_thezone]

Can't stop me from thinking about your cookies!

OH SWEET OZMA. I'm going to go dunk my head in the water trough.

[garrett_cain]

Stop it, you!

Okay, so my arm is set and I'm on my way home.

I have pain meds, because...that hurt! But I didn't cry, much, so I got a lollipop.

[heartof_thezone]

....... And I'm going to dunk my head again.

See you when you get home.